Official Blog Of Patrick Hartley

PROFILE

Patrick Hartley was born in New Zealand.

Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation. If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle. Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.

Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Well.

A lot has happened since I last posted.

Here's a summary of most of the boring bits. I graduated from SC, I'll never attend another class at that school (then again, I didn't attend a lot of the classes I WAS taking) and now my life is off to bigger and better things. I'm not a kid anymore, not really.

I had a falling out with Toni. We haven't spoken since, well, a long time. I'm just sick of her inconsistencies. But whatever. These things happen, we just have to move forward.

I got my iMac. It's beautiful. I use photobooth all the freaking time. And WoW is now officially up and running in my room.

Berkbigler gave me a book of poems with an inscription in the front cover. It said "Patrick - you are Odysseus. I hope you don't lose your men to monsters before the happy ending."
It touched me.

But anyways, in the words of Martin Lawrence, this shit just got real.

Oh, and Andrew stole the beep test CD right out of the gym during gym class. He's a goddamn ninja.

I went to Dad's work the other day. Left alone in a room full of archiving crap. First thing I did, couldn't help myself. I ran a criminal background check on Toni's family.

Some interesting shit came up.

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NEWS

Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.

He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.

He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.