PROFILE

Patrick Hartley was born in New Zealand.

Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation. If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle. Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.

Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.




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Friday, June 15, 2007

Shit

Shit went down.

I got fired. (Which is, in a way, hilarious)

And I've been playing an obscene amount of World of Warcraft on my iMac. Nothing better.

Me and Henry slept in today, and slept right through the graduation ceremony at school. Whoops. We woke up, swore, shrugged, and then played World of Warcraft some more.

So, there's a problem with my till. $120 short in cash. I'm in trouble. Bill calls me up to his office, asks me what happened, I don't rightly know. There's an "investigation" as they call it, a week later I get a phonecall from Bill, terminating my employment.

Bastards. They don't try and solve the problem, they fire me instead.


Funny thing is, I got a job the next day. A better-paying, more interesting job.

Anyways, that's my post for today.

--------Fly High-------

NEWS

Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.


He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.

He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.

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