Official Blog Of Patrick Hartley

PROFILE

Patrick Hartley was born in New Zealand.

Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation. If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle. Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.

Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Well, I just got back from the movie.

It was a lot of fun. I don't think I acted like too much of a moron, which is good. Nikki seemed to enjoy herself too. She's really beautiful. I kinda felt out of place sitting next to her, looking like ass, smelling like ass, and talking like, well Patrick.

Funny story. I realized how bad I smelled of sweat on the bus, so I went to 7-11, bought deodorant, and applied it PRECIOUS SECONDS before Nikki arrived. Lol why was I so sweaty? Well, I'd just tackled a shoplifter. Full on spartan POUNCED on the bastard.

This guy is walking briskly towards the door of my work. Carrying many expensive things that were not quite paid for. I tail him to the door, and ask to see a receipt. Takes one look at me and books. My manager points.

"After him!"

"Right fucker, you asked for it."

This is the ridiculously not-dull-like-every-fucking-day-at-work part of the story. I spring over the counter, land in a crouch and sprint at the guy, who is now halfway through the parking lot. I leap into the air behind him, and come down with my arm across his back, my elbow on his shoulder. He goes down FAST. "Now then sir, let's go back inside."

He grunted a surrender, and I brought him back to the manager.

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NEWS

Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.

He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.

He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.