PROFILE

Patrick Hartley was born in New Zealand.

Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation. If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle. Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.

Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.




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Saturday, February 5, 2005



Eeew I keep thinking of really gross things. Yucky!
Anyways, I'm really bored right now so I'm just deciding to post on my blog.
Just a quick summary of my current situation:
I am a 16 year old New Zealand Male with a penchant for learning languages and getting into bad situations. I played my violin so hard one of the strings broke lol. Just like in the movies!
So, the other night I went to see Series of Unfortunate Events at the Crest with my girlfriend, Analeigh. I'd post a movie review here, except that I wasn't really paying attention, too busy making out. Anyways, I'll post a review of the Spongebob Squarepants movie ASAP.
My good friend is having problems with this j4ck@$$ who I think she used to date. It's kinda worrying me, I don't think she should have anything to do with him but hey, her call. Anyway, I told her to call me if she ever needed my help. So hopefully I won't have to ever make good on that offer, but it's there in case she needs it. It was raining until very shortly, which is typical of this place. Anyways, I have to hide from my English Teacher at school next week.

--------Fly High-------


NEWS

Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.


He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.

He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.


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