PROFILE

Patrick Hartley was born in New Zealand.

Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation. If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle. Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.

Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.




Contact Patrick

Saturday, November 20, 2004

*ahem*

Hello? Anybody there?

Hi, my name is Patrik. I like jeans.
Enough about me.
I am one of those brilliantly talented ppl charged with the herculean task of making the future a better -- and more sarcastic -- place. Yes, that's right, I'm a cartoonist. This is my first ever blog. w00t! anyways, I have decided to embark on a quest for the perfect sandwhich. You see, generally on a sandwhich you'll have the bread, duh, and somethin in between it. Of all the sandwhich types to choose from, i decided to explore the realm of the turkey sandwhich. I started with turkey (not too heavy, not too thin) between two slices of white bread. Then came the cheese on one side, (grated, not sliced) and a pice of lettuce on the other. The thing about lettice is, to leave it sitting on top of some pickle slices before u add it to the sandwhich, so that the lettuce retains some of that wonderful pickle taste even though it is in fact in the absense of pickle itself. And then comes the mustard and mayo, evenly distributed.
All this bloggin about sandwhich has made me hungry. brb i gotta go eat.

--------Fly High-------


NEWS

Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.


He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.

He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.


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