Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Today was not my favorite day ever.
I got fired, the wife's phone is dead, (so is Mormon's grandma, RIP) and now I have to go blow off some steam in the nearest gym.
Fuckin' a. Now I'll probably end up working at EB Games, or Express, or something.
--------Fly High-------
So, today at work things got a tad messy. We made an apprehension, and it got bloody, and after the perpetrator had been taken into custody, we spent a good hour and a half cleaning up his blood around half the store.
Stupid jerk, trying to cut open a GPS unit with a razor blade.
In other news, saw Lizzie today for the first time in ... months, actually.
Wow, it's been a while.
My ankle hurts.
Anyways, right now I need to be sleeping. It is pitch black. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Later y'all.
--------Fly High-------
Friday, July 27, 2007
So, after much arguing over the superiorities of the 360 versus the PS3, David and I decided to settle our differences in the ancient, time-honored way of combat.
We jumped on top of his car, idled it down a hill, and duelled with baseball bats on the roof the entire way down. Eventually we were stopped.....by a tree. This ended our escapade rather effectively.
In other news, Mormon, Kris, Jordan, Randall and I are meeting up at Lake Forest Park Elementary on Tuesday around 8 PM to film some more parkour stunts, so anyone who is interested in joining us, feel free. The usual disclaimer, we are not responsible for incouraging you to hurt yourselves, blah blah blah.
--------Fly High-------
Saturday, July 14, 2007
I definitely just got the airport computer to play Dragonfore and when I was feeling triumphant, the security guard told me it was abbrasive and rude. What the fuck.
Anyways, I had an amazing time in Texas. I spent every moment with my wife, (yeah people, we got married. More on THAT story when i get to my computer, and when the circumstances stop being a carefully guarded secret) and watched Snakes On A Plane on a plane (haha!)
Anyway, this metal keyboard makes me feel like I'm some sort of convict so I'm gonna go, but I'll be in Phoenix soon, and then Seattle! Woo!
--------Fly High-------
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Let it be known that on this day of Tuesday, July 10th at 2:15 pm, Patrick Gene Hartley and Emmalee Nell Hines joined in matrimony.
I love my wife. She's very amazingful. This is her in all her Cyndi Lauper glory:
It was very sudden, but not altogether random. We've always been together, but there's been so much drama in the last few years that we just decided fuck it, let's make this solid. So we hit up the nearest church. Two hours, and a $50 marriage license later, we were man and wife.
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Wednesday, July 4, 2007
In four days I'm leaving for Texas, or as I like to call it, Satan's Asshole.
It's going to be scorching over there, but y'know what? That's okay.
My job is amazing. I love it.
--------Fly High-------