Official Blog Of Patrick Hartley

PROFILE

Patrick Hartley was born in New Zealand.

Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation. If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle. Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.

Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.

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Saturday, January 29, 2005

Processed Cheese.

Ok, so now I'm boldly going where no man has gone before;
PROCESSED CHEESE.
Yea, you may call me insane, and you'd be wrong, I have the medical reports to prove it.
(A slim majority decided in my favor)
So anyways, I made a grilled-cheese sandwhich with processed cheese, and then (and here's the clever part) I integrated it into the original turkey sandwhich (see update #1)
and it actually worked!

--------Fly High-------

Saturday, January 22, 2005

New Years

Ahhhh new years

Well well well well well.
It's another year, again. Isn't that wierd, how it's always another year? I mean, it only happens once every 365 days so why the fvck does everone always talk about new years when it's the middle of june?!? Pisses me off. But then, I'm in a bad mood anyway because a really good friend of mine commited suicide last wednesday.

--------Fly High-------

NEWS

Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.

He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.

He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.