Simply put, he knows about gravity merely by reputation.
If you want to find Patrick, look to the rooftops, and the fire escapes of downtown Seattle.
Patrick is also a cartoonist, with a published graphic novel called Noir coming out in late August.
Currently, Patrick is training night and day to become a great traceur, which is his ultimate goal these days.
So, I'm in a Library, of all places. Y'know, where the books live?
And this group of nerds are arguing at this table next to me. It's pretty hilarious, they're getting so worked up over some calculus equations I think they might come to blows over whose calculator is more efficient. All archetypical roles are being observed, including the mediator, trying to maintain a shaky truce, the aggressor, with his spouting T-81 rhetoric, and the bystanders, shivering in their high-tops.
Text was flying, emoticons ran wild, words like "positively" and "conundrum" were tossed back and forth like arrows from enemy kingdoms. If I'm lucky, they may even bust out the lightsabers and have a duel right here and now.
Total downpour last night, which was excellent, and I was stuck in the middle of some weird city with a woman who's feet don't touch the floor when she's riding the bus, which was slightly less excellent.
What they seriously need is to use the fucking internet! Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology. I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially. I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my apartment's ancient circuitry. I just don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
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NEWS
Patrick is out of commission for a while, as of 4:15 PM, Sunday August 12 following a severe injury to his lower back.
He was performing a backflip and his rotation was too fast; he overshot the landing and impaled the small of his back on a spike coming off a fence.
He wants everyone to know that sadly no, he didn't get it on camera, but it looked cool as fuck, and he'll be back on the streets soon.